There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone) Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things. (via interactivesleep)
crispycheezefriez: smidgetz: I made yellow cake. Its great. you better pray to god you don’t drop that shit
slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
Looking through these pictures of prom
reminds me how much I love you
laugh-addict: when you see your parent come home from the grocery store
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
pegthepatriarchy: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
bangs8: I interrupt your blogging to bring you this message…
Erykah Badu Interviews Kendrick Lamar
BADU: How do you choose chicks from backstage?
LAMAR: How do I choose chicks from backstage?
BADU: Yeah, what is the protocol?
LAMAR: I try not to. [laughs] I’m too scared. Anybody who knows me knows that I’m probably the most scared person when it comes to that because I’m so caught up in the act of sex, of something going crazy, going out of my control. I’m too paranoid.
BADU: [laughs] So you just pass?
LAMAR: I’ve got to because I’ve seen a situation where it got totally out of hand, where something seemed so innocent, and now this person has got allegations on them. It spooked me. This was before my career really started, though—before any “Kendrick Lamar.” And that right there? It changed my whole perception about certain things. I’ll always keep that in the back of my head.
BADU: So who is your asshole-checker?
LAMAR: Who is my what?
BADU: Your asshole-checker—the person in your crew or your family who let’s you know if you’re being a asshole.
LAMAR: I have two, actually. [both laugh] But the main one is a friend of mine—a lady friend who has known me since high school. She has always been someone, since day one, who has said something whenever I’m an asshole, or also if I’m doin’ something positive—but more so when I’m out of my element.
BADU: What’s your favorite cereal?
LAMAR: Fruity Pebbles. When people ask for my rider, they think I’m crazy: Fruity Pebbles, baked chicken, bottle of Hennessy, and some Polo socks.
BADU: What do you, as a man, envy about what it means to be a woman?
LAMAR: There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…
BADU: That’s a good perspective. Something I envy that men have is that ability to grow a goatee. I think that’d be really hot on me.
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
stfuconservatives: “So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene. This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about...
this fucking blows
partickstump: i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
Couldn't get to sleep
And then this stupid motherfucker wakes me up with his bullshit. Nobody fucking cares that I have an interview in a few hours. And then they wonder why I’m so angry, so miserable and so unhappy. But they don’t even care. Fuck
25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...– Unknown (via ashlyniscool) oh god I’m twenty (via sainthannah)